Just some dialoge I intend to use in CCTSAATFE
—After Al recieves a death threat demanding the car back—
Al: You told me you don’t remember any of your previous owners. Were you lying?
Car: Yes
—The bad guy learns of the car’s existance—
Villain: I want that car at all costs!
Henchmen: All costs?
Villain: Use whatever man power and tactics you need to get that car back here in one piece. Kill the owner.
—There is a line of bad guys blocking the exit—
Al: Well, this is different
Car: Time to use the bumper bar?
—Al is visting his ex-girlfriend—
Al’s Ex: All you cared about was your job.
Al: This is different. This is more than just a job.
—Al recieves a new delivery order—
Car: They’re dangerous, Al. They want those files
Al: I don’t care. We’re got a delivery to do.
—Work Experience staff—
(Standing beside the car)
Man #2: Dude, it’s just a car!
(Sitting in the passenger seat as car is driving, panicking)
Man #2: Dude, get me the hell outta this car!
—-Al getting answers from the Car—
Al: What is the file they’re after?
Car: All the access and security codes needed for raiding and transferred money from anywhere in the Southern Hemisphere to his little bank account to an island in the middle of nowhere.
—On the freeway—
Car: Hey, check it out. Bad guys following our asses
Al: OK, that sucks
—Work experience staff—
Al: We’ll use my car
Man #1: Why your car?
Car: What’s cracking, dog?
Man #1: Fair enough
